Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anger management
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Lightbulb moment
Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Shotgun
Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
Gunked up
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Top comments
jennss96 2
Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P
orangeduck 6
Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.
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Comments (132)
salsalover_12 5
he probably used a gun to kill it.
beyondfake 0
******* inbred Americans.
salsalover_12 5
Fighting the fly in the hot sun..i fought the fly and the fly won i fought the fly and the fly won. Had a computer screen now i have none i fought the fly and the fly won.
Shock16 0
done that... but I swung at the fly with a wiffle ball bat!
UnfOrg1ven 1
just hit it with a fly swatter no need for a pricy computer
YouknowIsaiditfi 0
No one here seems to understand how dangerous flies are. They're like Terminators with wings. Good job hoeing that fly who's boss.
YouknowIsaiditfi 0
I MEANT SHOWING* D=. Stupid spell check
ILoveVilleValo 0
so did you kill the fly?
08DIB 0
did you kill it atleast?!?!? my goodness
jrmetz 0
fail...