Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anger management
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML
Lightbulb moment
Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML
Shotgun
Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
Gunked up
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Top comments
jennss96 2
Dumbass, you didn't have to hit it that hard :P
orangeduck 6
Flys are so annoying. I sometimes go hulk if it interrupts my Taylor Swift.
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Comments (132)
candycane101 0
LOL, fail..
Skatejock21 0
so how did you write this FML?
MissAimeeAngel 15
Hopefully you killed it. I guess that would kinda help. Lol
WordSmyth 2
The sad part is that it was actually just OP's screensaver.
skye_luvs_tyler 0
um him it's a fly not a snake it won't bite you you didnt have to break your computer.don't you have a fly swatter?
Unlucky_Gun 0
How do you know it wasn't a horsefly? Those ones bite
kenzey4 2
nice job dumbass
mctank09 0
did you atleast kill it? lol
Not_so_innocent1 5
Nice!
beckham_732 3
who tries that hard to kill a fly. dumb ass
smiley62060 3
really over a fly!!!