Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I saw my old high school crush in a grocery store. I panicked, because the last time I saw her, I was spouting embarrassing teenage incel horseshit at her, so I dodged out of view to look at something. She'd seen me, came over, and found me awkwardly crouched in the vegetable section, staring at a cucumber. FML
Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, at my high school reunion, my old bully tried to apologize but I told her to fuck off. She wouldn't leave me alone, so I purposely spilled my drink on her. I got kicked out. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Ok, even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?
DDang 2
Wow. That sucks big time. How the heck did it come to that? o-o
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Comments (103)
rennyroo 0
SASSY,
my_fml_account 2
this is scarily appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_2-SrRbs7Y (Scrubs clip)
DDang 2
Wow. That sucks big time. How the heck did it come to that? o-o
kotabones 0
I've made it that way for me. I pretty much dislike everyone I went to high school with and I don't talk to any of them. I didn't go to the 5 yr and prob won't go ever. If they think I'm dead it's of no concern to me because thy obviously didn't go to mourn me at my funeral lol
roaminginsomniac 0
Wow. Dead, huh? Good going!
Nikiebear226 0
Sixth sense! That's what I would have thought if that happened to me.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Ok, even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?
AeroChic777 4
Because hitting zombies kills them, silly!
Rayn4u_fml 0
What happened to good old fashion clean shot in the head and neck breaking? Now that would have been an FML, and then a WTF for writing about it!
CosmicPossum 2
It's all about the double tapping. Rule #2, right there.
greenltrn2003 0
thats obvious...
Sun_Kissed18 25
My appologies, you're right ;)
tarv 16
Wrong u have to destroy the brain hitting them will only get u bit and infected
Thunderstruck14 30
You thought someone was dead, you saw them.... obviously it was a zombie, right? That girl he had a crush on is weird...
Bran_Dizzle_ 0
o-o DAAAAMN FYL
I_Own_Ubers 0
I don't see how this is an fml
kisshu_fml 6
everyone thought that OP was dead....how is this not an FML moment
ssasjb01 0
rotflmao
FPO 0
agreed lol
Loveya448 0
... What?
hXcsoccerplaya 0
guess you really weren't noticed by her at school then. FYL