Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mum vented her anger on me by shattering my mouse on the floor, taking my keyboard and nearly ripping out my monitor. At least a spare mouse and the on screen keyboard are better than nothing. This hurts. FML
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Today, I was setting up my keyboard when the stand came loose. The keyboard started to fall, so I tried to save it, held it up in the air, and ended up falling off the stool onto the floor. I’ll feel that tomorrow, but at least the keyboard survived. FML
Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
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ojosRojos 28
Did you ever consider the third option of not doing either of those things?
Mungolikecandy 19
You may want to look into those anger issues.
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Comments (8)
Mungolikecandy 19
You may want to look into those anger issues.
RichardPencil 32
Might as well face it... you ought to trade in your electronics for an Etch-a-Sketch.
ojosRojos 28
Did you ever consider the third option of not doing either of those things?
Hempseed 27
So maybe don't do it then?
alycion 39
Sometimes you have to go old school emoticons to sum up a situation. orz
Sinshine 28
If you actually do something like that, you might want to look into getting help.
DieYuppieScum 4
Were you playing a paladin in World of Warcraft, by any chance? If so, "faceroll" is supposed to be just a figure of speech.