Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Futt_Buck 0
Hire him!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Soooooo... Is he gonna represent you?
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Comments (71)
Glam_fml 0
Yeah, I'd have to agree - your life IS ******. That is probably the worst person to get into a wreck with. Hopefully he will take pity on you and not take every cent you have.
birds_fml 7
So what? If no one was hurt, it's not like you're gonna get sued. Your insurance will pay for the damages, you'll pay for your ticket, life goes on.
omgitsseejay 0
um, befriend him? IDK what to say
turbulent 0
I don't get it.
nutmeg 0
Why is him being an attorney an FML? I don't get it. Can someone explain..?
raedix 0
You better be happy he's an attorney, and thus has an actual job that takes up his time, and isn't some lazy lowlife who sees getting into a minor car crash as a way to get on disability and sue you for the money he needs to buy some new rims.
Ughsucks 0
I agree with #16. However, all that matters is if he's a good attorney. I believe like 80% of attorneys are the traffic/DUI/DWI/Divorce specialty. If that's the case, you have nothing to worry about. Your insurance company's attorneys are likely all top 10 educated and could dominate the guy if he thought his law degree meant something. Just be happy he's not an annoying tard who "went to the hospital" cause his neck hurt.
bitches_and_hoes 0
Yesterday I bumped into the back of a van that stopped in the middle of the road at a green light. While I was exchanging information with her, she thanked me because I was, "much more cooperative than all of the other people that have rear-ended her." Apparently, that happens to her a lot.
TysonFawlay 0
YDI for rear-ending her. You can't rear-end someone without tailgating, get better brakes or faster reactings and keep distances.
ely46 0
This is not a FML, this is a YDI because you rear-ended him. It is your fault. You should have been paying better attention to driving. It has nothing to do with him being an attorney, it has to do with you being a bad driver.