Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that my phone, which contained all of my pictures and videos from the past year, had completely crashed. Despite trying everything, I couldn't recover any of the data, even from the cloud backup. All those memories, gone forever. FML
Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML
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lifsukssumtimes 0
holy shit
cheese1756 0
Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?
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lifsukssumtimes 0
holy shit
Allison_H 0
Holy shit is that the Grinch!? *slips off of roof* *lands on windshield of truck below* HOLY CHRISTMAS BALLS! But no seriously, the OP is made of win. That is the greatest shit I've ever read.
BoWZeR 1
how could u tell what song it was by just looking at a picture if it was a video ok this is so fake queer
10_4Franky 0
Hey retarded ****, read the comment again.
ymonkey96 0
hey stupid op said video
zone123 0
Maybe you should get so drunk so you can remember....
globalmeltdown 3
haha kinda reminds me of 'the hangover'
xcrunner_725 4
why the hell do you have a giant plush rat
MrsDruidess 23
so this is where Miley Cyrus got her Superbowl video idea from!! You had it 4 years before her, maybe you can sue? But than you have to show the video in court... the millions might not be worth the humiliation
XantesFire 0
Link.
Nannoo 0
I didn't realize you could hear pictures.
chloe2114 4
erm, itd not a comment, it's an FML...
FutureUSM 16
Re-read the fml
microfilms 0
how exactly does one give head to a stuffed doll. then again you there is a large variety of care bear sex toys
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
i was wondering the same thing lol
cheese1756 0
Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?
o_m_g_joe 0
i typically would'nt say this but man i wish i was a rat lol
ilovefmlife 0
woahhhh crazy nightt lol
murderofcrows 0
Ew. Fyl. Get a girlfriend
blocparty 0
She's a girl... Maybe you'll be needing some glasses? :)
locasocha 0
she probably thought the rat's long nose was a penis either that or the tail
iknow_fml 0
What do you want for your birthday ? i was thinking maybe a giant plush animal , you know like that you can lapdance and give them head all you want. Its great i know once a crazy drunked girl did it .
AnneFTW 17
You completely deserve it - you did all those things yourself. The alcohol just helped you along. Know when to stop.