Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Futt_Buck 0
Hire him!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Soooooo... Is he gonna represent you?
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Comments (71)
chris81589 0
How are there not more you deserve it's for this one? He hit the car...
johnnyub40 0
Small talk? Sounds like a fender bender. Too bad the attorney probably can't see the reality of this situation through the dollar signs in his eyes. You're probably screwed...too bad you had to be the first person to ever rear-end an attorney. Who knows what will happen to your dumb ass.
PAH108 0
I rear-ended an attorney once going about 1mph, barely touching his bumper. My insurance appeased him by paying for an alignment and then raising my premium for the next few years, recovering their payout many times over.
rxxk 0
Ouch #61. You should have made this into an FML. Most of the FMLs haven't happened "Today" anyway.
LadyinaBlueDress 0
You're the one who rear-ended him...? You're guilty either way so the whole lawyer bit doesn't make it any worse.....
k1420 0
Uh oh........
Zakarius 0
I don't get it? Sounds like it could be anobody and your guilty.
mcullen21 0
funny? big deal?
qwerty123456789 0
#5- I'm sure if you rear-ended someone because they decelerated to 10 mph on the highway in the span of a few seconds and you had on time to stop, that it would be considered their fault. Not that that would ever happen...
knappj21 0
Awww, sorry dude! i feel your pain! i was in an accident with an off duty cop!