Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Futt_Buck 0
Hire him!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Soooooo... Is he gonna represent you?
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Comments (71)
jnic 0
You rear-ended him, it was your fault. Nobody deserves to pay for an accident that wasn't their fault, so you shouldn't fight him and try to get away with it, jerk. Also, he can't feel THAT much vengeance towards you if he was willing to make small talk with you, so why worry so much?
Oista 0
In a sense you will be hiring him. Only... You pay up and he does nothing for you.
WitchCirce 0
I would just like to interject and say that a rear-ending is not always atrributable to tail-gating, making it the second driver's fault. For all we know, the lawyer could have changed lanes and cut him off without leaving enough space for him to stop--since, you know, cars don't stop instantaneously. We don't know enough about the accident to say it was the OP's fault.
wbrycem 0
36 - you must not spend a whole lot of time in traffic. Good luck keeping multiple car distances away from the car in front of you without multiple cars pulling in ahead of you. It never happens. Anyone who has driven in traffic before knows that.
_marissa_ 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kk3211 0
I don't give a shit. I hope you lose your license because you can't drive.
callargh 0
#37 - he's an attorney, I highly doubt he's going to swoop-and-squat.
Eiotlrd 0
Oh noooooo!!!! now you can't blame it on him!!!! FYL!!!!!!
awalkb 0
who cares? were you planning on denying it?
abyssion1337 0
SO WHAT?? you just said you were the one that rear-ended him, moreover if he's an attorney he probably isn't going to be involved at all since the police will likely just give you a ticket and something like this is pretty standard for any insurance company so that the janitor could do it in his sleep so stop being such a moron and grow a pair I'm tired of everyone on this site whining