Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
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Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Bubblegums_fml 0
dont text while driving YDI bitch
yoourface 0
YDI .. -.-
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Bubblegums_fml 0
dont text while driving YDI bitch
beau11 0
can u say wreckless driving
bleedinginside 0
ooo
malheartsnutmeg 20
What a jackass.
thisismitch 3
you sir, are an ass
foreveracowgirl 0
oh please like u guys never take your eyes off the road. u r all perfect drivers
peace7love2FML 0
Yeah, you definetley deserved this one. I hope you learn a lesson from this, OP! Hahaha
alex_vik 1
To #18 - We're smart enough to not ******* text while driving. Texting takes your eyes off the road for as long as it takes to type a text, which is either a while with one hand, or not too long with two hands, but that takes your hands off the wheel. Basically, what I'm saying is that OP is a complete idiot and shouldn't drive.
dr_random 11
#18 - It's one thing to take your eyes off the road briefly, it's an entirely different matter if you're texting. That sort of dangerous behaviour could really have hurt someone in different circumstances.
jonathangt21 0
I don't even for the radio
haha123321 0
haha I got rear ended at a stop light and the girl got out and said, "omg I'm so sorry! I was texting!" what a dumb bitch.
mitzychell 0
I dont text while driving, and haven't been in an accident (while I was driving) yet. It's much safer to just wait.
lizzy0131 0
Ha, you got what was coming to you! YDI
counterfit 10
It definitley wasn't wreckless. Reckless, sure.
iSitt 0
I heard if the police find out then you're screwed. if your insurance finds out then doubly so.
msuprincess04 0
damn straight I'm a perfect driver. Would you like to see my 20year flawless record? Not difficult to not cause an accident.
ReyEr9412 0
The OP should not be allowed to own a phone or a car.
fmlbai 0
stupid French ****
katmandont 0
@38 maybe is a Barbra Walters lisp thing that weckless wascally wabbit was twexting whilst dwiving
C2Ultima 0
Texting while driving is illegal you failiure. If you can't bring yourself to follow the law, at least pull off the road to text.
yungstunna1 0
not in every state. but still stupid
UberFail79 0
What part of you thought that would ever have a good end? The mentally handicapped part? Seriously, think about your actions. Damn teenagers.
george456 0
OP: to punish you for your stupidity, Ima rear end your mom while texting. Well, I guess that would be a punishment for you and a reward for your mom.
squirell_AIDS69 0
not gonna lie I text when I drive sometimes. but I'm smart with it. never wrecked or came close to hitting anything. knock on wood
956TXking 0
or you can text when your at a red light not when your actually moving..... dumb bitch
trebla3193 0
Today while sitting in traffic because of an accident I was hit by some asshole because they had to text while driving. FML
GeorgeBoosh 0
Ha ha, I get what you did there. Rear ending as a euphamism for buttholing, hence "asshole". You say the OP is gay???
FatalWedgie 0
^ idiot. Anyways. for those of you that think you're "good" enough to drive and text at the same time, please do everyone else a favor and sacrifice yourselves for a safer humanity
sourgirl101 29
I got rearended also but not by a car! Haha! Sorry I thought this was the joke section. No one is going to tell the op that they do not deserve it. However, many of you are also guilty of txt driving (except you little kiddies that don't drive yet).
focusf111 0
dumbass, you got what you deserve. there's a reason there's a law against using your phone at all (in most places) while driving unless you have a headset. use that vacant skull of yours...I hope you guys aren't as bad as your Canadian counterparts..
Melkezidech 0
You must have a big ass kitchen.....
Resquall 0
When I read this fml, the YLS count was at 666. Goes to show that texting while driving is retarded.
Finalninja447 2
what does his mom has to do with this fml? Vidéo game nerd
jamjam12 15
hahaha thats seriously my locker number! not even joking! :D but seriously you shouldnt be texting and driving. its better to talk on the phone (even though you still shouldnt do that!) but you def deserved that one. i feel worse for the dude you rear-ended.
jcpt1984 0
you mean "reckless"? If it were "wreckless" there would have been no fender benders in the first place.
epicenur 2
ydi, doesn't matter how fast your going, a car is a death trap
hhaalleeyy95 0
Well you're stupid for texting and driving
angryseatroll 5
Car and Driver did a study and as it turns out reaction times are worse while texting than drunk driving. I'm not sayig drive drunk. Do neither. YDI. Don't text and drive please. You'll get someone killed.
Felendris 0
Dude. You just broke the law. YDI
u_killed_kenny_ 0
yeah why text while driving? it's not safe, you know
Emmmmm55 0
it's illegal to txt so it's ur fault!!!!!!!
killpro 0
Stupid bitch. YDI for texting
Guuurlplease 0
Fail ydi for being a hypocrite
Poke_Her_Face_fml 0
haha **** yeah #80 hahaha
YourEvilHero 12
ydi for not listening to opera
anyone918 0
everyone makes mistakes. but texting while driving is not a mistake, it's stupid. so the OP is being ridiculed for making a very, very, VERY stupid decision rather than for making a mistake.
kinukle 0
the irony is just sickening. FAIL
Loosechange 0
Wow your stupid no using cell phones while driving. Hope you actually got hurt from it. YDI
skullbashd 3
I doubt most of you can even drive and would do the same thing for those who can drive I'm sure you've all down something just like it but your trying to look like your better doing something just as bad I sometimes dial and drive not much text but it still can be the same so all of you bashing op shut up
brocho 26
119, you can't "carefully" text and drive, dumbass. You're going to get somebody killed. It's also incredibly selfish to risk others' lives for your stupid, irrelevant texts.
ButterflyLadyBug 14
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hahahahaha thats too funny
yoourface 0
YDI .. -.-
youthink_fml 0
YDI moron. This is a FML for the person you hit. Get the f*ck off the road.
AndreaHaha 0
don't txt and drive if u can't do it
SupermanXL 3
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Drew_V 0
probably a woman driver hahahahahah jk
ashlynn610 12
5, 5 dollar, 5 dollar footlong!!! at subway!!!
puffer 0
5, 5 dollar, 5 dollar taaax any any any. now I'm hungry t-t
time4coffee 3
That's the problem; too many assholes think they can do- that is until they actually do have an accident
GinandJenkem 0
YDI it for texting while driving and talking with your mouth full.
piemasterp 8
Never text while driving. especially on a freeway. ydi for being so stupid, but it was funny for us
yourlifesfucked 0
where does it say op was on the freeway? jimmy says OP is a d-d-dumb-a-dumbass
piemasterp 8
it didnt say freeway but i was pointing out that texting on a freeway is bad. Also dont laydown in the middle of the freeway.
sterrizzill 0
ydi
lcolla38 0
******* dumbass ydi
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I guess rear-ending Professor Iron E. Suce was not a part of your overall plan to take over the world, huh?
Unlimitedv 0
ydi for having hands