Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Futt_Buck 0
Hire him!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Soooooo... Is he gonna represent you?
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Comments (71)
countrygal926 0
No big deal unless you were planning on screwing him in some way.
BaldOuting 0
i hope you have insurance.
Emilaaay_alexa 0
It's not that big of a deal.
scorpioserpent 1
YDI for rear ending. It is your fault and there is no way of getting out of paying.
cucuto89 0
Cool story bro
cthulhu1138 1
It was your fault after all. Unless he tried to feign injury, this doesn't really make things that much worse for you.
altna 4
Though luck, better hope he's nice and understanding or lying about his profession. Otherwise, you might want to try to play all those Phoenix Wright games...
24788 7
Attorneys suck. They will sue you for everything.
_insertnamehere_ 0
At least it wasn't a cop?
theapplekid 0
oh wow FYL indeed