Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
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Are you kidding me?
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
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chirstinap325 23
That's not how extra credit works, sorry OP hopefully he's understanding
GlennGuagmire 20
That wouldn't be an easy A class anymore.
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Comments (18)
chirstinap325 23
That's not how extra credit works, sorry OP hopefully he's understanding
Tarlachia 33
It must be crunch time for the upcoming exams. Get serious!
Ilovemysphynx 19
That'd not what people mean when they say tap the professor for an A in the class.
GlennGuagmire 20
That wouldn't be an easy A class anymore.
FalloutScrolls 25
Sing with me! ~it's a small world after all...
BillyMaize21 9
No, no! Anything but that...
FarFromHome_fml 17
You admit it was your fault Sorry op YDI
almost_there44 26
That's really not the way to get your professor to round your 48 to a 94. Good try though!
wow2mylife 25
any other tips
FinnThomas 15
GOODBURGER?
JudgeComrade 17
If it was your fault, it wasn't an accident.
marcelj121 10
are you stupid or are you just pretending to be? if you walk into somebody at the store because you were reading the label on the back of your diet coke to make sure it still has zero calories its by accident not on purpose but its your fault...
Sevarog 13
But car are accidents are pretty much always someone's fault...
lantz4levi 19
Thank you for owning up to your mistakes. At least your professor won't hold that against you. Honesty is key. Way to go