Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML
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MaryFairy 3
This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?
asianinvasionn6 0
Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:
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Comments (119)
rexreta 5
Wow :O
NicaShank 0
Is your crush Barney Stinson by any chance?
slinkydee 2
If you have to act a certain way to attract someone, are they really worth it?
Dez31396 0
tell him how you feel! if u don't he won't know ur feelings for him n he will just keep doing what he's doing.... boys are oblivious sometimes you know
chi_chia 6
I FEEL FOR YOU! i just spent so much time doing that... and then he's just all like "oh, hey bro. so me and cal were high as balls last night... and we invited these ***** over..." then cal walks in... and my crush's all like "dude, you gotta come over and clean up my room!" and then cal's like "naw, man, there's cum all over that shit!" and i'm just like FML i did not just spend the last few months of my life hanging out with these guys just so i could get with this ASSHOLE! GIRL i feel your pain!
chi_chia 6
I FEEL FOR YOU! i just spent so much time doing that... and then he's just all like "oh, hey bro. so me and cal were high as balls last night... and we invited these ***** over..." then cal walks in... and my crush's all like "dude, you gotta come over and clean up my room!" and then cal's like "naw, man, there's cum all over that shit!" and i'm just like FML i did not just spend the last few months of my life hanging out with these guys just so i could get with this ASSHOLE! GIRL i feel your pain!
chi_chia 6
I FEEL FOR YOU! i just spent so much time doing that... and then he's just all like "oh, hey bro. so me and cal were high as balls last night... and we invited these ***** over..." then cal walks in... and my crush's all like "dude, you gotta come over and clean up my room!" and then cal's like "naw, man, there's cum all over that shit!" and i'm just like FML i did not just spend the last few months of my life hanging out with these guys just so i could get with this ASSHOLE! GIRL i feel your pain!
Djdeandre 1
now u know how nice guys who end up in the freind zone feel
kmerritt10 6
Listen i don't see why your bashing her people do the craziest thing for someone they care about even if they are hurt in the process
mattscott 5
Yeah, usually when you act like a guy, they treat you like a guy. I know first hand.