Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML
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MaryFairy 3
This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?
asianinvasionn6 0
Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:
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Comments (119)
kareltje 17
So how long did it take you to figure that out, OP? You're an idiot for trying to be something HE likes instead if getting him to like you for who you are.
chrismacin 0
From my pov it seems like he/she is purposely trying to get in the friend zone?
Locoluis 15
Trying to fit in with your crush's social circle wasn't a waste of time. Having a crush on that one-night-stander was a waste of time. Stop wasting your time on him.
rachilio 26
Have one ur self and highfive him about it.... After a while u might move outta the friend zone..... Or stay there forever
KiddNYC1O 22
Mmm, coke.
AhhBrenid 8
If you need to pretend something your not for a crush then you must have some issues....
Cmdr_Shepard 17
It didn't occur to you that if you acted like one of his bros, that he'll treat you like one of his bros? Stop being a poser and be yourself and if he doesn't like it, then find someone else who will appreciate you. TBH, I have no idea why you would even want to be with this guy when he brags about his one-night-stands.
SnailJamsss 6
Didn't your mother ever tell you to always be yourself? That's your fault. No doubt about it.
rtjacobson 0
Have a backbone and stand up for yourself. Don't date a jackass that cheats.
sarcasticalc 3
Be yourself, instead of trying to let someone else accept you.
DriftnuT 0
Tell him about your late night threesomes...