Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML
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MaryFairy 3
This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?
asianinvasionn6 0
Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:
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Comments (119)
ikickgingers 15
Acting like one of the lads? Most of my Friends are guys.. Just because I'm obsessed with guitars, fishing, and football doesn't mean I'm acting like a lad? Bahhh, stop complaining... Quit trying so hard... I never understood the concept of changing yourself for someone else. Be yourself if he wants you, so be it. If not, move on... But right now what you are doing is playing games and that's fucktarded.
every1luvsboners 11
The Eagles suck and so does Vick. Hahaha
ikickgingers 15
I went to the bills-eagles game earlier this month.. The bills won, I got sooo much shit leaving the stadium.. If I can handle buffalo bills fans... I can take you. :D
every1luvsboners 11
Yeah, that's what happens when your QB refers to his team as the "Dream Team." Vick is the most arrogant idiot in the NFL. He must have bought Andy Reid a lifetime supply of Twinkies to get that contract. Better luck next year. Sunday night is Americas team versus the Eagles. Just go ahead and convert to a Cowboys fan, we won't tell anyone.
ikickgingers 15
Boners, you seem a bit aggressive. Do you need a hug? :)
jizzwold 21
Wait wait wait you are making fun of the eagles when you are a cowboys fan? What the **** kind of backwards paradox world am I living in?
m0tl3ycru3 0
I guess the lesson here is be yourself
Skittlepickle 13
Wow. If that's how he is, don't even try being like him and his friends. Be yourself:)
lizard399 0
That's the thing about crushes, you get crushed. Ha, move on to the next dude and don't try to come up with a game plan.. Just roll with it..
leggolaughs 0
dude, get the **** out of the friend zone.
HomeAl0ne 20
Take notes and learn what he likes and dislikes. When it's your turn, put your new found knowledge to good use.
gabbiechaoss 5
It wasn't a waste of time, you just tried to fit in the wrong way. He probably thinks you're a lesbian, depending on how you responded to his telling of one night stands.
leadman1989 16
Get drunk have his babies... get your meat hooks in deep. :)
NEEPLES 7
This might be a guy. Just sayin.
leadman1989 16
Judging by the wording alone, I think it's a girl, but who knows? Anyway the solution only changes a little get drunk use lots of lube! ;p
afulks78 11
Well maybe one day he will know that you were the one he needed. Not all thoes one night stands :)
perdix 31
Or maybe she could be one of them. Wouldn't it be funny if afterwards, she reverts to the "one of the lads" mode and he high-fives her as he describes how he "hit it and quit it" with her?
aleithiera 2
Start walking around naked?