Today, I realized that trying to fit in with my crush's social circle by acting like one of the lads was a waste of time. All he does is high-five me all the time and tell me every little detail of his latest one night stands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML
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Top comments
MaryFairy 3
This might sound cliche, but did you try being yourself?
asianinvasionn6 0
Well, that's one outcome for not being yourself and wanting to be accepted by everyone /:
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Comments (119)
pandm101 0
Why would you want a guy that seems only interested in one night stands?
johannawho 14
For some reason Katy Perry's, 'One of the Boys' comes to mind.
ajourdhui 0
why do you like a tool?
kageyami 2
Act like one of the guys and that's what you become.
WadeWilson_fml 6
Ewww, forget about that jerk
fricgm 6
kinda reminds me of barney stinson from himym
meintx 9
Fitting in with and acting like his friends are two totally different things. I can hang with my guy friends but I don't act like a guy. Since he tells you all about the girls he gets, you should know what he wants. The danger is, it sounds like he's a player so you will get played and become one of the stories. It sucks but you need a new crush.
meintx 9
Oh, btw, you could try chest bumping him instead of high fives. Lol. ;)
bubo_fml 11
Think of it as field research...Then, when your alone w/ him, you'll know exactly how to whack his cracker jacks!!
DeeG12 0
Sounds like someone you DON'T want to date