Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, I went to my friends-with-benefits's house as planned. My phone was on do not disturb so I missed the message half an hour before I was supposed to be there, asking to come tomorrow. I arrived and he had another chick there. Most awkward encounter, being asked to leave when she was the last minute plan, not me. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
They wouldn't even let you hold the camera? Rude!!!
erindgentry 28
That's ****** up OP
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Comments (50)
erindgentry 28
That's ****** up OP
species4872 20
No they were ****** up, and down, he wasn't
Couch_Potato 17
op?
ASLGabby 9
Original poster
RichardPencil 32
They wouldn't even let you hold the camera? Rude!!!
19foxy81 8
Isn't that a bitch? That sucks for you tho, bet ur friend had fun ...
HrothgarXII 21
Well that's just rude
Soninuva 41
Are you sure your friend hoped that it would be you getting closer to your crush?
lilgreenmonster 10
I felt really bad for you until I read your username. if you think this happened because you're "too nice" and they're all "jerks", then I have no sympathy
engineerosaurus 26
Maybe switch to decaf? If some people did that to me I wouldn't be very nice to them either. Doesn't have to be a general statement.
deathshead 19
just gonna point out the obvious... his nickname is a reference to a song...
EsotericAura 25
He's not a very good friend. It's nice that he tried to set that up for you but knowing that you liked her should have stopped him from going to bed with her.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the OP did things that turned the girl off. Keep in mind that the other guy's girlfriend had to be into the three-way to make it happen. Maybe she orchestrated the hole thing!
EsotericAura 25
That's possible, but a good friend still would have backed off until they knew their friend would be okay with it. They're all adults and can do what they want with other consenting adults, but a good friend wouldn't purposely do things that could hurt their friends. If OP liked this girl enough that his friend was setting something up to get the two closer, there's no way he wouldn't know that it would hurt OP if he slept with her.
DoomedGemini 38
Not to mention locking op out? Honestly this would make me rethink the "friends" thing.
RichardPencil 32
I'm thinking that things happened during the day where the OP blew it with his crush. There are many ways a guy can turn off a girl (I've done most of them.???) I'm still curious about the girlfriend's role in this.
Jay18 22
your puns make me feel bad for laughing but at the same time his girlfriend probably knew he liked her and made that 3some happen you never know
blasphenom5000 0
On the bright side: you'll know if you should keep pursuing her when your friend informs you whether or not she's good in bed.
The_Bleeder 13
Whether or not someone is good in bed shouldn't be a qualifying trait
Dave_Davington 34
I hate it when that happens.
Death69 24
Well, now you know your crush is nothing but a ****. And your now ex-friend is a piece of SHIT. You're better off without them. Sucks how you had to find that out. Good luck OP.
Dave_Davington 34
You know that OP and his love interest weren't actually together, and therefore she's under no obligation not to have sex with anyone else, right?
Death69 24
So she decides to have sex with his so called friend? Who has a girlfriend already? That makes her a **** in my books. And his "friend" knew OP liked her, and had sex with her. Hence...He's a piece of SHIT!
Dave_Davington 34
You're so judgemental that even the Christians would tell you to get the sand out.
chinaski7628 32
18, first of all, adults can have consensual sexual with whomever they choose. That does not make them *****. Second, where does it say the girl knew OP liked her? Even if she knew, what if she wasn't interested in OP? Does that mean she must remain celibate? I will agree, though, it does sound like OP's friend might be an asshole, and perhaps the three of them could have waited until OP left, but we don't know the full story.
fsomelife 26
I like how you accentuate SHIT.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
He said ops friend not the girl op liked.
Suaria 38
Everyone in the threesome were consenting adults. Ya it sucks that OP's friend had sex with his crush but that does not make the crush a ****. She is an adult, can make her own decisions and has no obligations towards OP.
DoomedGemini 38
The only reasonable reason I see to call someone a **** is if they are cheating. That means if THEY are dating someone and cheating means without your partners permission. The crush is not dating anyone that we know of and the threesome was something the couple agreed on.
DoomedGemini 38
Also I like how she's a **** when she is not in a relationship and had sex with a couple who agreed but the friend is just an asshole or piece of shit when he was part of the relationship.
sweetpotato301 7
18. Firstly, the girl didn't know that OP likes her. Secondly, you say she's a **** because she had sex with a guy who already has a girlfriend- it was a *threesome*. The guy's girlfriend was consenting to this. I can obviously see how OP's friend is in the wrong but OP's crush has done nothing wrong. Calling her a **** is very judgmental.