Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, a guy sent me, “I miss you.” I invited him to come over for a movie, but he then said, “I’m down for that, but I expect you to hook up with me.” I guess that’s all I’m good for? FML
Today, I casually hooked up with a guy with no strings attached. Later, we had a great conversation and I suddenly realized that I have feelings for him. He wants nothing even close to a relationship and probably doesn't like me back. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML
Today, a mutual friend of mine told me that I could do much better than my girlfriend. I ended up asking her who would want to date me. The next thing I know, she was all over me. Needless to say it didn’t take much for her to tempt me and we ended up screwing like rabbits. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I was at a guy's house that I’d been seeing for a while. After watching a movie, I confessed that after these past few times we’ve hung out, I’ve started to catch feelings. He looked at me and said, "I actually don’t think I want anything serious, but are you down to be friends with benefits?" FML
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Top comments
D J's MOM 17
DON'T DO IT!..... if he's not interested in a real relationship, then he doesn't get the goodies. you're better than that. he's horny and sees you as an easy target.
CraftingQueen8675309 3
Do not do it. If he can't value you enough to pursue an actual relationship he isn't worth your time.
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Comments (5)
D J's MOM 17
DON'T DO IT!..... if he's not interested in a real relationship, then he doesn't get the goodies. you're better than that. he's horny and sees you as an easy target.
CraftingQueen8675309 3
Do not do it. If he can't value you enough to pursue an actual relationship he isn't worth your time.
vg 4
yeah, no... you ARE good for way more than that
Hangryko 32
Tell him to get ******, it won't be with you.
RichardPencil 32
Well, it is your chance to turn things around. If you **** him real good, strings could magically get attached. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.