Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
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Top comments
xSkittle 16
Heartless to post that, those friend who have feelings for you can read it aswell. You got what you deserve.
GhostChickens 17
No sympathy from me, OP. There was no reason for you to post that on Facebook, were you just trying to inflate your ego or something? Your poor friend doesn't need to see that. If you didn't want to date him, you could have just politely declined if he asked you out. You can't get mad that your crush publicly stated that he didn't fancy you, because that's exactly what you did to your friend.
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Comments (93)
xSkittle 16
Heartless to post that, those friend who have feelings for you can read it aswell. You got what you deserve.
your_ma 27
Yeah big old YDI for being a thoughtless bitch.
nyrangersfan9 13
If I told a girl I liked her but then saw her post that, well, she wouldn't have the problem of me liking her anymore.
CobraLazerFace 21
"But guise, Facebook is the ultimate forum fer mah feelingz and nao has #hastags 4 more expressionz" - What I think OP will post
skyeyez9 25
Written in "lol cat" language.
baxeh 29
Must suck, but he just feels like you felt for your male friends.. Not much to do but get over it and move on, better luck next time!
BeRT2me 13
Sucks to be friendzoned doesn't it...
calilovesneb 12
Careful what you wish for.
pdp_fml 21
Well, maybe you were expecting someone else? How can you expect a guy not to have some feelings for you?
MikeonFML 17
I have quite a few friends that are girls that I don't have any romantic feelings for
banemask 14
To have romantic feelings for every girl you know is intensely creepy
Queensland 27
I didn't know creepy til I saw your picture #68
sematariux 7
90, you just made my day with that
HortonThelephant 15
That is a sweet ass form of retribution if I do say so myself..
Bevspeaks 11
Oh friendzone, thou art a cruel and heartless asshole. Welcome to the friendzone, population: you.
MattOnFML 13
And the rest of her guy freinds
Bevspeaks 11
At least they can all play yahtzee together. Or twister.
starile 20
Or Naked Twister
Bevspeaks 11
Or naked twister yahtzee
SexyQueen0905 24
I don't feel bad for you. It's one thing to friend zone your guy friends. But why would you do it publicly on the Internet? That's just cold. Kudos to your crush for giving you a taste of your own medicine.
LaLince 40
you can't seriously think you could control other people's feelings..
raytyler26 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That sucks and blows.