Today, my friends told me that my crush was hooking up with another girl. I wouldn't have taken it that bad if he hadn't flirted with me all the time, giving me false hope. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, someone I've been crushing on admitted they're attracted to me too. We hooked up, but now she says we can't date because she is already dating someone. I feel terrible for them, and now know she isn't the kind of person I thought she was. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I found out that my crush had a girlfriend. The way I found it out? He hugged me from behind, calling her name and saying darling, etc. When I turned around in shock, he quickly backed away and said, "Sorry , I thought you were someone else." FML
Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
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Thaylok 17
Make sure he knows you "Like" him. He cannot read your mind and will continue to flirt with anyone untill he gets very clear direction. Clear would be setting a dinner date, not "I looked at him".
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So he flirted with you, giving you very clear signals he was interested in you. And how did you return that? Cause if you were too subtle or played too hard to be gotten, another girl clearly didn't.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Why can't he hook up with you, too? His flirting with the other girl was apparently more fruitful. You need to catch up!
Thaylok 17
Make sure he knows you "Like" him. He cannot read your mind and will continue to flirt with anyone untill he gets very clear direction. Clear would be setting a dinner date, not "I looked at him".
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So he flirted with you, giving you very clear signals he was interested in you. And how did you return that? Cause if you were too subtle or played too hard to be gotten, another girl clearly didn't.
QueenSaru 28
Psst... flirting is not an engagement ring. Some people flirt with everyone. Some people come off as flirty because they are outgoing and nice and it's not actually flirting. Use your words.
Gemfez 17
I think you friends are good friends trying to save you from being hurt further.