Today, my partner convinced both of our little brothers that we are naming our son Obi-Wan. They now won't stop rubbing my belly and quoting Star Wars. This is going to be one long Christmas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML
Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
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stevenJB 25
like your girlfriend and both of your little brothers...? the wording is confusing
cootiequeen4444 11
OH, THANK GAWD. (1) the little brothers are not brothers. (2) I'm not the only moron whom thought this.
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Comments (23)
asta626 5
it does suck in a lot of, but it also would be awesome. you do need to explain to your children what name you're actually gonna give the baby. congrats though
RichardPencil 32
I hope most of the quotes are from Jar Jar Binks.
ahabsfan 17
You mean quotes like "the force is strong in this one"?
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Your partner? What?
awesomeamandas 37
it isn't uncommon for people to call their boy/girlfriend their partner. or wife/husband. partner= the person they are with. not hard to understand.
stevenJB 25
like your girlfriend and both of your little brothers...? the wording is confusing
domolovesyoshi 33
No her partner and both their little brothers
tazthespaz 0
OP's little brother, and her partner's little brother.
Hgbest11 6
nah man, she's got a baby bro and he's got a baby bro.
cootiequeen4444 11
OH, THANK GAWD. (1) the little brothers are not brothers. (2) I'm not the only moron whom thought this.
rodfergie 18
That's what I read too. You're not alone.
StarWhoresLover 0
My daughters name is Leia. and her older brother always calls her princess Leia, it's cute!!! It's just a joke, OP
Aiden89 23
"Find the humor you must" - Yoda
StarWhoresLover 0
This comment wins.
cootiequeen4444 11
Is Star ****** a legit porno? I imagine it would be most bizarre if certain scenes were incorporated...
dommiebear 12
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tygerarmy 35
I don't remember owning a droid.
OhPuhleeze 23
I'm a little confused... Your partner convinced two little men who happened to be "our little brothers" could mean both you and your partner have very young siblings, Or your partner is your sibling hence the two little brothers are brothers to both of you.