Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML
Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
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omegaxen 0
That blows!
Hockey_fan 0
Well that really sucks" That really "Dampened" your spirits That "blows" Well..we all seen it "Coming" ...I'm sorry
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Comments (432)
copy125 0
You completely deserve it for putting your mouth on something you found, which was probably on the ground or in a garbage. Dumb bastard
Zodiac666 0
Quite possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever heard!
sdupont127 3
I just threw up in my mouth!!
byrd120 0
You better get tested!!! Ugh so gross!!!!
my2centsworth 15
I just threw up a little. That is the nastiest thing I've read on this site.
zlo 3
Lucky you didn't get herps
bizarre_ftw 22
How do you know he didn't?
mbrooks5110 0
Go get AIDS/HIV and any other STD tested now. Oh and you were retarded kids!!!!
Freeze_fml 17
The sad thing is I have friends who can relate.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Ah, the old "I have a friend who..." ploy...;)
Freeze_fml 17
I laughed, but poor Erica didn't think it was as funny.
bizarre_ftw 22
So............ How many STDs does Erica have?
pfx2_fml 15
That may have been one of the grossest things I've ever heard in my life.
pfx2_fml 15
That may have been one of the grossest things I've ever heard in my life.