Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I asked my niece to house-sit because she acts very mature and sensible while her brother is an idle slob. Turns out the idle slob nephew is the mature one while the sensible niece actually likes to throw house parties. I found a used condom stuck to my ceiling. FML
Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
...Are you saying that that isn't how condoms are meant to be used?
Glowworm56 27
If that's the only item they got into, I don't think it's that bad. You can always buy new condoms. Besides, they were having fun and using them in a totally innocent manner.
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Comments (12)
Dave_Davington 34
...Are you saying that that isn't how condoms are meant to be used?
exileonmainst 16
Of course not Dave, you fill them with water and throw them at people.
Dave_Davington 34
Ah, of course. How stupid of me.
IAmClay 24
They are protecting the air inside the condoms
Glowworm56 27
If that's the only item they got into, I don't think it's that bad. You can always buy new condoms. Besides, they were having fun and using them in a totally innocent manner.
Lobby_Bee 18
Put on your clown costume and twist them some condom animals!
Glowworm56 27
"Hey, look guys! Swords! Oh, and this one's a snake!"
Lobby_Bee 18
Best uncle ever. lol
RichardPencil 32
It’s better than having your nephews use them for their intended purpose. You’d have a lot of ‘splaining to do to your brother or sister!
PAINISCUPCAKE121245665 5
I bet they also found "rubber swords" in your "play cupboard" as well
Dreamer5393 21
I didn't mean to down vote this. sorry
worldclassrager 41
Depending on what else you could have had that is the least of your worries...