Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML
Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML
Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
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omegaxen 0
That blows!
Hockey_fan 0
Well that really sucks" That really "Dampened" your spirits That "blows" Well..we all seen it "Coming" ...I'm sorry
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Comments (432)
tnlander 20
Soggy Balloons??? WTF You have one messed up childhood. FYL!
bo1440 3
Op's name, that's just sad when grown adults make such horrible choices, that can cause so such harm to our children who obviously don't know any better.
KushMastaDisasta 3
Apologies for the double post.
TylerOMFG 7
Lol at op's name but FYL.
Drakon_fml 7
Please be sure that you see.....that this is not HIV.....but full-blown AIDS!!
alstbv12 13
Are you HIV positive about that??
erockinthesuburb 17
yeah... I don't believe this one at all. I call shenanigans.
kathii01 20
omg that is horrible!!! go get tested right away..... remember the HIV virus can remain dormant for up to 10 years if not detected early on
SteveTheJanitor 6
:o
CommonSenseKarma 17
And then you kissed your mother, and afterwards she always had this funny look on her face...
Hockey_fan 0
She probably said "...that tastes familiar"
caseytheninja 6
The taste of failure!
DisturbedFacade 0
i was gonna write that blows but someone beat me to it sooo POP GOES THE WESAL!!!