Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
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Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
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RichardPencil 32
If you're nauseated, the best thing to do is vomit and get rid of what's troubling you. Sounds like the flavored Pepto did its job.
Yudith 28
Cherry?! Pepto-Bismol is supposed to taste like mint-flavored chalk. This Pepto-Bismol must be expired or something.
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RichardPencil 32
If you're nauseated, the best thing to do is vomit and get rid of what's troubling you. Sounds like the flavored Pepto did its job.
Yudith 28
Cherry?! Pepto-Bismol is supposed to taste like mint-flavored chalk. This Pepto-Bismol must be expired or something.