Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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justdancebbyx3 7
Thats ******* disgusting.
avfcfan89 0
hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.
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Comments (138)
Grillypower 0
Who the hell moderated this? This is far from a FML.
Erindub 0
Aww how sweet
alwaysalady 0
There's no shame in getting headlice- only keeping it. That's what my mom used to say. And its true. I bet one of you has grade school age siblings who gave it to you.
Aha09 1
It'd be a shame if she and her boyfriend kept and named it, too. Oi.
ilikeu12 0
monkeys!!!! lol
a_nix777 0
sounds like my friday night.
lainzilla 14
If you want to do something romantic, then do something romantic. :P Or are you expecting your boyfriend to put in all the work and *know* what you expect him to plan?
tigia 0
haha rank
Jules_fml 0
Its not really 'stupid girls', more that society as a whole has been forcing this image upon women since the ages of the silver screen. With the advent of the television, its only more reinforcement of this ideal. Not to mention families passing it down through the generations, 'How I met your mother/father/brother/sister/ape' stories. Rethink your wording of what you stated before telling someone to 'grow up'. Statements such as that only make you appear to be an anonymous internet ass. Grab a thesaurus! Spice that post up!
kevind23 0
From your pubic area, right?
cein 0
what are you guys? it's sounds you are living in the forest.
getreadysetfml 0
ew u both have lice u deserve eachbother
hornetchik 0
Lice like clean hair, so they both must be fairly hygienic people!