Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML
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Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel, and surprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, so now I have a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
So use your other hand.
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for using your phone over a vat of boiling hot water, and not thinking for that split second as to whether or not you should reach in and get it. People shouldn't be allowed to multitask when it comes to texting.
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Comments (75)
CleverOne 0
D'awwwwwww
fyl12345678901 0
ur an idiot
tworkman 2
The OP shouldn't have been texting while making dinner at all. What an idiot.
im2cool2fml 0
why do you need a cell phone? kitchens have phone and you shouldn't be leaving the kitchen
allmidnighteyes 11
So use your other hand.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
No no no. She should pretend she is playing bobbing for apples, and the phone is the apple.
Zer0_Zer0 0
She gets the phone, i get the noodles?
deafeningsilence 8
I lol'ed after reading #7
Rizzen 27
#63 there is a button for that
Cristaderzi 0
You cant detach from your pacifier long enough to fill a basic need such as eat then YEAH/YES you deserve it!!!
kayceesaysfyl 0
hahah omg thats completely understandble....sorta
harmony88 0
It's a knee jerk reaction that a lot of people would have..... unfortunately, it's the wrong reaction.....
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for using your phone over a vat of boiling hot water, and not thinking for that split second as to whether or not you should reach in and get it. People shouldn't be allowed to multitask when it comes to texting.
angeluv_2014 22
tongs bitch
Nakedsquirrel 5
Are you by chance the mother of miss Bees Make Me Drive and Act Like a Fucktard?
msdxv3 0
I think the comment from the Bee FML might be a descendent from this family tree squirrel HAHA
nom_nom_nom 0
#3.... what? That made no sense. Lol
sarahbau 0
Yes it did. It's a metaphor.
portlandrima 0
don't worry man, learn to ********** with the other hand. you can do it cause one of my hands is the CLAW
OLOtheDemigodess 0
The Craw? lmfao
emilysanftwsom 0
YDI, simply YDI.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Uhh. Using a phone. While cooking? Hun, I think you might need a support group or something. Text Addicts Anonymous?. :]