Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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justdancebbyx3 7
Thats ******* disgusting.
avfcfan89 0
hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.
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Comments (138)
LlamaAlana 6
That is pretty romantic.. albeit disgusting. FYL.
SexyBitch919 0
wow your life is sooo hopeless!!! Either that or your monkeys---if you are.....Congrats!!!
yanecitaLMAO 0
thats ******* disgusting yoo seriously wow have sexx!!!!!
Brittan 0
Wow those bugs in your hair are obviously getting more action from your bf then you are! Ha ha!
dannyboy66 7
sex with lice hair
ChloroformPanda 21
@ #119 First off; You're* asses* You* Aren't* Yuck* And, quite the contrary... Lice survive better on CLEAN heads more rather than dirty ones.
cinnomonroll 0
how romantic yet disturbing
myagirl 0
ewwwwwwww how did you guys get lice in the first place. ugh been there done that!!!!!!!!
xNephilim 19
Some people are just plain stupid. Having live =/= being dirty and nasty I take regular showers, but had lice on many occasions. Lice prefer clean hair. So, having lice actually means you're a clean person that just happened to come in contact with another clean person who somehow got the lice from somewhere. And to all the people saying "get treatment"... Combing the corpses of the lice out of the hair IS part of the treatment. Applying some solution or shampoo won't magically make the lice disappear. It just makes their airways clog up, aka make them choke to death. But their bodies will still be there. So, naturally, you take a fine comb (or lice comb) and, well, comb them out of your hair. It's easy as that.
_Linda_Stone_ 0
Omg. That is so gross.