Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Close but no cigar
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
Today, I went in for I thought would be an interview for a promotion, but turns out there was no interview set up, and they'd already decided who would be the next manager. FML
Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML
Today, my two co-workers got the promotion we were all working for. The reason they got the promotion and not me? My interview got cancelled because of a policy change, implemented that day. FML
Today, I was talking to a colleague at a meeting, and I told him about my promotion and how the position was created specifically for me. I forgot that the guy works in HR, and he started questioning me about how the division was able to create the position, and said that he will need to look at it. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Canceled
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
I'm right here
Today, after applying for a promotion to a position which I've been working my ass off for two years to get, my managers thought it would be appropriate to discuss other applicants in front of me, even asking me to compare my resume with theirs to see the "caliber" of what I'm up against. FML
Babbling brook
Today, I had an interview for a new position in my company. The head of HR decided to sit and I got so nervous that I just spouted gibberish for 45 minutes. Pretty sure I convinced her I’m not qualified for the position I’m currently in. FML
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Rhaegar 0
Man, my dad has been there. Very unpleasant.
loooooooooool_fml 1
Oh god people. The OP was "supposed" to get the promotion, probably the boss told that to the OP, then changed his/hers mind and decided not to. Is it really that hard to figure out?
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Rhaegar 0
Man, my dad has been there. Very unpleasant.
bishoprsv2 0
YDI FOR HAVING A JOB! MAKE A REAL LIVING!!!1!!1
realxmuto 4
They are making a real living? They have a job and earn money. You do what?
HolyBlasphemy 0
^^^^^ eskimo brothers?
scarface236 0
he sits on FML all day reading others pain while his mom calls him for dinner
bishoprsv2 0
Precisely. AND I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ALL OF YOU BITCHES! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
That must have stung quite a bit. FYL indeed. Second! :)
BeeSkwaird 0
That's when you interview a few people and tell your boss you're the only one qualified.
JulesWinnfield_fml 0
I agree. YDI for not speaking up about not getting promoted.
EqualycrazyyJen 0
wow..... that really sucks. FYL dude..
seanreddog 4
I agree with number 7.
bishoprsv2 0
I agree with #5
seanreddog 4
i don't.
bishoprsv2 0
Well than **** you, with all due respect.
seanreddog 4
With all due respect, I will.
bishoprsv2 0
Pics?
seanreddog 4
No thanks, I'll pass.
bishoprsv2 0
:( but I'm not a fat 43.5 yr named Bishop who lives in his roomates basement and eats exactly 43.78 oz of cheetos... So why not?
seanreddog 4
Oh damn! How can i pass that up?
bishoprsv2 0
Honestly! You'd be crazy to pass up on this hot smokin' bod. My dick stretches from A to Z on the keyboard. Yeah, it's THAT big!
seanreddog 4
If only I were gay...
bishoprsv2 0
Trust me, see me and you'll become SUPERGAY!!!
seanreddog 4
I'ma have to say no... Sorry.
bishoprsv2 0
Dammit...
seanreddog 4
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone.
bishoprsv2 0
TY. Good luck in finding a straight person.
seanreddog 4
Thanks.
dirtybird2212 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
MaelstromXC 0
Depends on if it,s a QWERTY or a DVORAK keyboard.
dirtyground 0
norway represent!
amiracle 0
Perhaps I'm just being ignorant here, but why do you think you deserved that promotion? Either you didn't deserve it (but you think you do), or did you piss someone off up the chain?
fridalovesyou 0
That was wierd "I agree with number seven" Yet you're number four.. 0.o...
seanreddog 4
I am a god and I see past, present, and future as one entity in a four dimensional world.
spiderman0606 0
Our world is four dimensional.
bishoprsv2 0
*bows down*
seanreddog 4
*heals*
jverley 2
"Supposed to get"? Why do you think it was your entitlement. Your job is convince your leaders that you deserve the promotion. You clearly failed in that task.
FarSide 23
Norway is wonderful, yet totally socialist.
Towelie_31 0
when stuff like this happens to me, i like to ask myself what would O.J. do? Then I realize I can't do what O.J. would because I don't have an ex-wife, a go go action bronco, or leather gloves :(
perdix 31
All I agree with is that your ability to read your boss's mind is #2.