Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Not lovin' it
Today, I got kicked out of McDonalds for "skating" on the floor. The skating was actually me slipping on the wet floor and smacking my head into a table then getting bitched at for leaving blood on the floor. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML
No tip for you
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Keep your chill
Today, I was at the self-checkout scanning groceries quickly. I swiped an item so aggressively that it flew out of my hand, hit another customer’s basket, and knocked over a display of onions. I pretended it wasn’t me, but the onions gave me away by rolling directly to my feet. FML
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
Slip up
Today, we were closing the restaurant early. I begin mopping as a couple walks in. The lady slips and falls, and to avoid a lawsuit, we offer them free food. After they left, I slipped on the freshly mopped kitchen floor with dishes in my hands. I didn't get free food. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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TheCountess 4
I hope you weren't seriously injured...that's a pretty lame thing of the customer to do.
buttersthelorry 0
Next time put some pubic hairs on his burger and call them sprouts. Don't f*ck with the people who handle your food because they can f*ck you back so much harder.
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mfmylifesrsly 30
They probably were annoyed that yall take so freaking long to deliver food. lol
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
YDI for wearing roller skates, they went out years ago.
suppressed08 2
Yup. Skates suck. Get inlines :D
Zmeilerr 22
And how do you know the employees at that sonic take so long to deliver food?
fakeaccountX 6
Hahaha, I remember that! Sorry, but it was just so funny to see you trip!
PaperCaper 11
Even if they do take a long time, technically it's the chef's fault. NOT the server.
buttersthelorry 0
Next time put some pubic hairs on his burger and call them sprouts. Don't f*ck with the people who handle your food because they can f*ck you back so much harder.
C6Racer 0
Add some "special sauce" while you're at it.
chicster 0
I like how you ASSume lots........
greenteddy 0
Haley your smokin hot
robj118 10
I would have done the same simply because you're from New Jersey and people from Jersey are a bunch of douchebags
tjmcg 7
Right. Everyone here is a douchebag, just as everyone in the country is obese. And that every single person in San francisco is gay. You're so right.
DalekScythe 0
not everyone in SF is gay, that's like saying no one on this site has problems.
shyeahh_fml 19
It's not even the chef's fault. Anyone who has ever worked fast food, especially sonic who makes everything once it gets ordered so its fresh (some thing take up to 5 minutes to make), would know that it's nobody's fault. Sometimes we get hit hard and can't keep up. Things happen. The carhops are just the unlucky ones that get to face the customers. Going to sonic, you should know that it will take longer than most fast food places and its more expensive (I think it's overpriced and I work there), but it is fairly high quality for fast food.
Epickitty58 29
69- I'm from Jersey. Born and raised. Am I a douchebag? Thumbs-down if I'm a bitch. I dare you. Anybody? I'll tell you, I'm not like Jersey Shore on TV. Those bitches are from Long Island like most of the cast. Only one of them is actually from New Jersey, and I've never met anybody from my home state that acts like a douchebag pimp or a class-act ****. And I rarely see people with spray tans so orange they look like they fell into 30 cans of wood stain. The lesson here kids: never stereotype. Stereotyping somebody makes you seem like a self-righteous douche. Sound familiar, #69? Who's a douchebag now?
Zmeilerr 22
What an idiot.
Bees_fml 0
Yeah, OP. Your skates don't work as a carhop. You do.
Doopliss01 0
whahaha that's funny
TheCountess 4
I hope you weren't seriously injured...that's a pretty lame thing of the customer to do.
SaintE_fml 0
no doubt
Cazzybum 11
Sue their ass!
wwerulez14 6
Can't sue. If there is a serious injury, OP can claim worker's comp. and get paid leave. PLEASE stop feeding American stereotypes....
TheCountess 4
OP could still sue. Whether or not he/she would win the lawsuit or be awarded damages is another matter. With respect to American lawsuit stereotypes, I think that OP exercising the right to sue for civil justice in this case would not be abuse of the system if OP had been seriously injured -- especially since it wasn't an accident. Anyway, I believe that they could also pursue legal action against the customer as a criminal matter, the charge being battery and assault or something of that nature.
wwerulez14 6
That is true... But yeah, odds are this wouldn't hold up in court unless, for example, OP broke her neck and dislodged a disc on her spine which will affect her for the rest of her life or something. But OP can certainly claim worker's comp. and should. Odds are OP just scraped her arms and knees. The severity would decide how much compensation she gets. But regardless, it irritates when I see someone say "sue them" when it's obvious to anyone with a good understanding of the law that it's likely it won't hold in court. It's what usually starts that whole "typical american" argument.
Gloritank 8
Perhaps if there were security cameras that showed the customers intentionally doing it. but even then without having proof of their intent the likelihood of winning is slim.
alfredrog 0
OP pick the food up and stick it in their asses ...
juliahockey 0
win.
Troll45 0
lol maybe if you would all stop having 45 min. conversations while the customer's food is done and the person is waiting maybe this won't happen anymore.
Mirorbo 27
Oh ouch!! I hope your uniform covered you enough so you didn't get badly injured, darling. And if said customer confessed to doing that, I'm fairly certain you can get them in trouble. You could have gotten seriously hurt, especially since carhops don't wear helmets.
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for working at that crap heap
curliegirlie85 0
Yes because we can all pick what glorious job we want in this economy. Dont be a jerk.
FFML_314 12
I hope this was caught on tape. Watching people eat shit, makes me happy.
besosforme 26
Best. Response. Ever. =] Though even the thought of that makes me want to vomit in my mouth a little.
deputy_g 5
change the wheel to soft wheels..like derby wheels