Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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justdancebbyx3 7
Thats ******* disgusting.
avfcfan89 0
hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.
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spotty313 0
dirty hippies
bikeduster 0
have you tried seeing a doctor about that lice shit, you could get crabs as well...unless you already have them....well just shave frequently, and take planty of showers. I would segest one a day if not two.
teiso_fml 0
If you don't think you've done enough romantic things lately, instead of whinge about it, go do something romantic! Only a month isn't that big of a deal, anyway. It's not like you have to do something romantic every single week. As for lice, it happens. And actually, brushing it out of each other's hair is probably more romantic than you think. That's how monkeys bond, you know.
teiso_fml 0
Actually, lice will choose clean hair over dirty hair, so "taking plenty of showers" probably wouldn't do much difference in that regard. Keeping it brushed, on the other hand, does help.
KarelessKitten 0
ok, has anyone stopped to consider that maybe the OP has a job? possibly as an elementary school teacher or something of that capacity? kids bring lice to school. lice happens. My fiance and I have diametrically opposed schedules. we've been together for 5 years. It's so not about romance. romance doesn't last and it can't be forced. It's about discovering those moments that are unique to your relationship- what keeps you coming back to that person; that in of itself is romantic.
KarelessKitten 0
sry, i also meant to say that it's not pathetic. it's everyday life and not a FML. shit happens.
xOpheliacx 0
Better lice than scabies? Try to be more romantic? And if you guys can't work it out, well, then you're obviously just bored with eachother and need to call it quits.
skyeyez9 25
For some reason, I get a mental image of two apes sitting next to each other, picking bugs out of each others fur.
beritis 0
well, that's better than going to check for STD together... i think.
jonny2x4 0
Which hair? Upstairs or downstairs? At least they weren't crotch crickets. Those suckers are persistent.