Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I have lice. The dog we rescued infested our house. No amount of showering has made me feel clean, and my bald husband just doesn't understand why I'm so bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I’ve been growing dreads for two years after I lost my hair to chemo. After visiting my boyfriend’s family, we all contracted lice from the kids. Even though I did the shampoo and treatment, my locks are too coiled to effectively comb out all the nits. I have to shave my head again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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justdancebbyx3 7
Thats ******* disgusting.
avfcfan89 0
hey, thats not too bad. Look on the brightside, you cannot get pregnant from doing that. Plus, all monkeys everywhere would love reading this.
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Comments (138)
grrrarrrg2 2
You should let him stick it in your pooper! Nothing says Romance like some good old fasioned hard-core butt sex!!!!!!
Jules_fml 0
... But I poop from there! :(
nickpatkenn 0
I smell bullshit you nasty woman
Wrath_fml 0
God. That's just ******* foul.
marshmallowmouse 0
Clearly you two have been together too long XD Now that you've realized it, go do something romantic already!
Anziepanzie123_fml_fml 0
mmmmmm... sexy.... lmao
LostSoul81 0
that's nasty you two need to stop acting like apes and get out there and DO SOMETHING CIVILIZED!
DameGreyWulf 1
Haha, that's actually kind of sweet. Through thick and thin.
Kaizzle 0
Ewww
SarcasticAvenger 9
Effing DUH! Who the hell else would do it for you?!
melissa_10 7
uh...ewww buy some lice shampo or something