Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
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Top comments
trexbby 0
honestly that's ******* amazing haha. :)
danipoo4u 0
Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol
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Comments (317)
r6_fml 4
I typed this entire comment with my nipples
cinnamon20 1
i've tried this already too, hardly a fml though
Thugnation 0
I don't have nipples
jmejoy 0
#55ftw
liberal_spice 0
That is awesome. :D
jesssssssss_fml 0
how many people are gonn try this now
Allison_H 0
I did, @ #64 xD.
heynicebeard11 0
this is not an fml, it's an achievement. i applaud you OP.
WantedPeak 0
Holy Sh*t it works! :D hahahahahahaha
Allison_H 0
typd with nhijllme. Shit. LOL.
istilltoke 0
lmao! Weird.
lakswimmer33 0
Lol I moderated this. I tried it and it does work!