Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
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Top comments
trexbby 0
honestly that's ******* amazing haha. :)
danipoo4u 0
Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol
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Comments (317)
illmatic2 16
I sometimes like to use my nose.
kgraham21 0
I use my tongue sometimes. :p
TaylorTotsYumm 10
me too haha :P
ToNstAAr 8
Lol I feel like trying that now…
goingto_loseit 0
LMFAO !!!!!!
Br0wnEyedMyztery 0
ditto 32
XoXoSLY 0
Ooh this will entertain me for alittle while lol
NorcalOunce 0
so...where was this boring vacation spot?
GoodLookingGeese 10
the tongue works too, just tried it
furburger 0
You need to get together with the chick wearing two bras and have text wars.
stewpididiot 11
my cats nose works! he's not too happy about it tho... my weiner works on the pictures :-)
mspencer809 3
51- your weiner works on me,
stewpididiot 11
55, it looks like someones weiner already worked on you...
mspencer809 3
Wtfff
dugumit 0
ur nipples were obviously aroused. what were u "really" doing?