Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
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trexbby 0
honestly that's ******* amazing haha. :)
danipoo4u 0
Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol
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Comments (317)
hockey_girl10 0
they do!
Rando77 0
Can I use your iPod?
Lauren_K 0
Boredom kills .!
welly_ellie 0
that's just retarded- like ur on VACATION!!! did u not have anything better to do?
tarheels32388 0
actually my nipples are just nipples... they can't do shittt. :-O
omgrenee 0
Oh. that tickles
Dblock26 0
what about ur clit
Honesty4U 0
HELLO! This was a TWI like 3 days ago. nice job ripping off FML's sister app!!!
JBmm 0
today, I read this FML to my sister. A few minutes later, my sister says "Hehe, it DOES work! hehe!"
swiftfrost 2
why would u even try that??