Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I realized I've lived alone for so long, I now apologize to my phone for dropping it, or even over-charging it. FML
Today, I realized my iPhone is a reflection of my love and dating life. Every charger I have will charge my friends’ iPhones, pretty much everyone else’s… except mine. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, my jobless husband wants to buy the latest iPhone. His current phone is in good condition, except that he has a 1000 apps on it slowing it down. We're also in deeply crushing debt from all his bad financial decisions from his severely loss-making business. FML
Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML
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Top comments
The_Creeper_fml 8
I don't get it. I dropped mine off a second story balcony. Scratched, some screen cracks, but it still worked. Do you like throw yours into the fiery pita of hell?
philipino 24
Then what would happen if you THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I'M AN ADULT!
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kmccain 27
And that's why I have an android
The_Creeper_fml 8
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Oh god Androids? My mom's Android died. At least 5 times. All in different ways. Either hardware, software, or hardware software interaction, they all managed to break. You poor sod. On the plus side, it broke so quick every time it was still under warranty.
gojira666 7
Treat it with care op...ive had my iphone over a year without an issue
sweetdreams20 0
Usuck
Feklfekl2222 32
I have had my iPhone 4 for a year and a half with absolutely no problems so FMLs like this make me wonder if these people use their phones as cricket balls or something.
48Connor 10
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Lol androids are Awful. I bet op is the type of person who doesn't put their phone in a case, clumsy, careless, and probably thinks it's "ok" to use their phone in the rain.
alexicanaaa 7
I know right. If you have an iPhone the first thing you should do is get a case. Cause they're such thin phones they're bound to break when you drop them. I bought a defender case and it works perfectly. It even protected it from fingernail polish remover. Hahaha.
philipino 24
Then what would happen if you THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I'M AN ADULT!
AngrehPirate 0
I don't agree with this system! Yeah my phones system sucks :(
ClassyCommando 13
My rich friend's Android unlocks when he smiles at it. OP's iPhone does when OP gives it a mean look. The iPhone 4S has a sarcastic assistant built in. I miss the good old days, when our phones weren't so damn emotional.
ClassyCommando 13
*dies Not "does" My iPod is a nitpicking jerk who always feels the need to auto-correct me when I make a tiny mistake. Yet another example, to prove my point.
bellakaykid 6
How the... How does it die when you look at it? I SO CONFUSE!
philipino 24
ME SO ASIAN!
Jaxx66 21
Not sure. When I got the first gen. iPhone I broke the screen twice, had to get it repaired four times cause it would randomly make a very loud 20min/till the battery died screeching, over a two year period. I have the iPhone 4 now and never broke the screen or had any problems. So I don't know what you are doing to yours... Is it afraid of you?
Talia_91 13
Even then if you buy apple care protection plan you don't pay for repairs unless your breaking the screen or causing water damage
whyusofat 17
op: *looks at phone meanly* Phone: MOTHER OF GOD!!! *crack poof dust* That is how it happens
deedoubles 6
If you take it back to the apple store, I believe you can exchange this one and pay around $200 to get a brand new one.
ladyLALAA 29
And if you're on a phone plan your retailer can just add it to your pay-plan, for like $20 extra a month. :)
pumpy2012 1
Bullsh!t i dont beleive this fake post
philipino 24
You must have said something extremely retarded or mean. I feel terrible that I missed it.
The_Creeper_fml 8
I don't get it. I dropped mine off a second story balcony. Scratched, some screen cracks, but it still worked. Do you like throw yours into the fiery pita of hell?
philipino 24
I believe you meant ,"fiery pitas of hell." I'm hungry now.
The_Creeper_fml 8
Hmm? I may have. Or hell may just be one giant, delicious pita.
philipino 24
You need to share then, you greedy bastard.
thiscrazything 1
Mmmm..... fiery pitas taste better with jalepeno's
darien987 1
Now that youve realized this, buy a different phone
NippsSlipps 10
OP, You need to show the iPhone the love. The almighty iPhone senses your hatred.
thenoobftw 3
He must pray to the iPhone god to wash away his sins. Then his iPhone will be enlighten.
louiseth 9
It's all Siri. Never ever, go against Siri.
skatercody696 0
*rubs forehead twice*
KunoKanashimi 3
ABH?
_spazziee 6
Cool, you taught your phone to play dead. Now can you teach it to roll over?