Anon
Twins
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Anonymous
Crown Point, United States
Today, my mom called me in a panic because someone had hacked my phone and was sending her evil faces. They were emojis I'd accidentally butt-dialed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Winnipeg, Canada
Who are you?
Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML
pits
Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML
Anonymous
Berlin, Germany
Don't answer
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
Ciara
Cork, Ireland
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Sleepy
Apo, United States
Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
Slow brain day
United States
On the fritz
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I take it you don't do well on Tinder. Is there a Fetlife for armpits? You'd do great there, if it exists.
Yudith 28
If OP's face looks like his armpit, he would be successful in Fetlife, period. Everybody likes a bear.
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RichardPencil 32
I take it you don't do well on Tinder. Is there a Fetlife for armpits? You'd do great there, if it exists.
Yudith 28
If OP's face looks like his armpit, he would be successful in Fetlife, period. Everybody likes a bear.