Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
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ALK31 0
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
Samael_fml 0
That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?
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Comments (90)
justjayit 0
No effing way. That is gross as hell. Sorry mate
youareindeepshit 0
well, loofahs are usually covered completely in bacteria after a week or so of use anyway. :] but wow, that really sucks.
Angelya 0
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IM SO SORRY FOR YOU But I laughed so hard reading it XD
welllll_duh 0
I agree with #23....you can get a pack of 3 for $2 at Walgreens....buy your roommate a toilet brush at the dollar store
ohfrick 0
ewwwww D:
Tikal_fml 0
Gross! That really sucks.
HottGurlKira 3
I think you should return the favor by scrubbing the toilet with her toothbrush :)
speedHog 0
#6 watches much jackass :P
d000505 0
I hope, hope this is fake because I hate to think that people are that rude/nasty/stupid. If it isn't than 1. Have you been using the same loofa for 6 months? 2. Didn't you smell it? 3. Please tell me that you killed them.
DaBoss_fml 0
i call bullshit on this one. unless your nose is so ****** up that u cant smell the shit that your cleaning yourself with, then you should have noticed it.
MandYy_fml 0
I'm sorry, but who the hell are you to say if something is scheisse or not? Were you there? No. I do not find it at all hard to believe that OP didn't smell anything wrong with their loofah. It does not mean they are F'ed up, it means they don't stick their nose in the sponge. And why would they? That would just be weird. Or maybe OP just can't smell anything. You cannot say something they can't help or control is their fault. So no, unless they had actually seen the roommate cleaning the toilet with their loofah sponge, they probably wouldn't have noticed anything.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
he diddn't say it was scheisse, he said it was bullshit.. By the way, that would be "Blödsinn" in proper german, scheisse is just, well, shit. Without the bovine.