Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML
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Top comments
dearambivalence 0
At the very least, you're not married to the asshole anymore.
muse88 0
that sucks seriously..did they even believe u??
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Comments (59)
muse88 0
that sucks seriously..did they even believe u??
cameron194 9
Who would honestly go back to the store they stole something from to sell said item back to them, if they knew it was stolen.. I'm sure OP eventually convinced them
BigLatchZatch 14
Let's not get crazy here... The guy did call the damned cops.
shalvius 3
ehmmm.. well it's good that you are not together
dearambivalence 0
At the very least, you're not married to the asshole anymore.
summer_escape 0
ouch.. hahahah sucks at least the pricks gone
cameron194 9
Wow u have a gorgeous pic ^^
thatguynamedsky 32
awe thanks :$
Jimboom 12
Well I am sure they will believe you. You have ignorance on your side.. do they really think that if you stole it from them 3 years ago that you would be that stupid enough to come back and try sell it to him?
RenoEnvy 0
Oh my gosh! Seriously? This is beyond ridiculous! I am so sorry you had to go through that embarassment. I'm sure you were so scared. To echo the post above, good thing he's gone! Now go find yourself a man who can buy you a damn right. Amen. <3
Good_old_Grim 8
I dunno... how many men are there who would be willing to risk jail time to make their woman happy? If he was just a cheapskate he would have bought a fake diamond.
argnog 11
this is not a woman. as you can see by the name it says man.
Minibee_fml 0
#7 ^ hmm
Rodin_fml 0
We're not all that bad, honest.
Seegtease 0
What a scumbag. Don't grieve for long over that "loss".