Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
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Top comments
ALK31 0
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
Samael_fml 0
That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?
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Comments (90)
shalvius 3
yummy :D omg
tofuzoo52 0
bubbles... lmao
lovemysnubber 0
um a guy is using a loofah?
AlexisSilver 10
^^ exactly what i was thinking! GAY
LittleMissLady 0
Just a fun fact for you OP... look at the tag at the next loofah you buy. It says to replace it every 30 days.... YDI for not replacing your nasty loofah.
Applesarefum 9
#70 #72 how does that make him gay?? I use a loofah when I shower.
ALK31 0
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
Samael_fml 0
That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?
itsbriiibaby 0
that's so wrong. didn't it look/smell dirty? especially after cleaning up after four guys!!
drybamboo 0
You need one of those little baskets to carry to and from the bathroom. When I had roommates, the only personal things I left in there were tampons. Also, your roommate is gross.
Jimboom 12
Revenge time! I think you should be using their bed linen as toilet paper... or take a shit in 4 seperate bags and hide one in each of their rooms. Alternatively you could just get them drunk and passed out, and then either fart in their mouths, rub your ass on their faces or put your balls/dick in their mouths.
mariluvs 0
that wuld b good revenge!!!XD
RenoEnvy 0
Revenge would be using their toothbrush to clean the toilette, after you've used it... as in USED IT, USED IT. They'll be cleaning their teeth with poopy! =) Sorry that happened to you. =(
knotyersn 0
wooow. cook em a pot of soup and throw the loofah in for seasoning. and #6, it would be so hard to shit in 4 separate bags. i would shit in their shoes
skankamaggot 0
Seriously, you should replace your loofa every couple of months anyway. Think of all the dead skin living in that thing. You know, besides the fecal matter.
Triad_fml 0
use their toothpastes to clean the toilet lol do it trust me.