Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, I learned that my housemate used a dry vacuum to unclog the toilet before moving out and then didn't change the vacuum bag. He left several weeks ago. FML
Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML
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Top comments
macsterfun 3
I'm still sad that you guys kicked me out...
aFatFuck 0
So either tell him to stop using your shit or find another roommate.
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IadamkI 3
So?
aFatFuck 0
So either tell him to stop using your shit or find another roommate.
allstarfave 0
For real, he sounds like a pig
juliushater 12
Be happy he has his own Toothbrush
fabian21 0
Sounds like OP doesn't have the best of luck when it involves roommates...
btnhdude 0
Congrats! you are the first to comment on two posts in a row!
yamatelle 19
Borrow his girlfriend and don't return it.
nadyy14 8
Borrow his stuff
Twisted_Reality 5
You don't know what you got til it's gone.
TrollFeeder 10
Catch really big moths and release them into his room.
dre_bro11 12
40, is that so OP can clean his room up later?
HowAreYouToday 34
Salami :D
iluvboobies 9
At least he doesn't spludge on your bedsheets!
iluvboobies 9
At least he doesn't spludge on your bedsheets!
tandem123 6
I would say to hide the stuff that doesn't require refrigeration, and Only take it out when You need it. Lock the liquor in a box in the fridge. Problem solved until he gets a hammer.
Ldesu 0
That awkward moment when you find out you're sharing the same towel for the same uses...
imustbeinsane 2
Whatever the roomate dries last is all over whatever op dries first
aligiorav 11
Double post, sorry
macsterfun 3
I'm still sad that you guys kicked me out...
jtackle 2
lol
livlafluv100 2
Dont be sad, looks like the other roommate isnt up to par either.....
macsterfun 3
At least he's cleaner.
daniel1_1 13
It doesn't count we he doesn't have shit to make a mess with...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
You get what you get and you don't throw a fit.
sara_saturday 5
while i love this saying, it doesn't really apply here. "when in Rome…" is as applicable
Lozza111 0
Put nair in the shampoo, they might think twice about "borrowing" your things after that.
Liklik_penguin 0
Good plan
sxe_beast 11
AMAZING PLAN!!!!!!!!!!
levibarks 5
Don't forget and use it
lorraineald 7
And put roofees in the liquor! And icy-hot on the towel! And use a rougher brand of toilet paper. That'll show 'em!
DjeePee 25
Make him buy new stuff for all of you. or yeah, find another roommate. (I'm always happy I still live with my parents when reading all these roommate-related FML's)
Munchkin13 6
Do what you did with the first roommate and make him leave
IadamkI 3
So?
RedPillSucks 33
Make him reimburse you or give him the heave-ho