Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
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lucifer69_fml 0
today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....
Quest_ 13
What is so 'unhygienic' about a girl having a little fuzz on her face? That's a pretty ignorant and completely illogical thing to say.
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azurablade 0
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warrenx16x 0
please tell me u shaved it!
ericvolp12 0
is this real life?
ISellHerbs 0
It's not real life, its a copy. Seen this one multiple times and this one sticks out among the women with mustaches.
maskedman 9
how many roads must a man walk down? or what is six times seven?
ericvolp12 0
I was trying to start bohemian rhapsody
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
null_fml 11
But WHY were you trying to start Bohemian Rhapsody? I can't figure out the relevance, unless it's that Freddie Mercury had one hell of a mustache. But if you were trying to start a song, the correct lyrics might have helped. And more than one line - you need enough of the song to be unmistakable.
shadow33456 1
hot
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
I like your picture shadow :)))
maskedman 9
I thought we were doing HHGTTG.
natedog193 0
mama, i just killed a man
joshhh11 0
are you eastern european?
Epic_Phale615 0
This is a ripoff of another fml -.- **** you, not your life.
ebbomega 0
Why would you be starting Bohemian Rhapsody with the David After Dentist line? The Queen lyrics are "Is the THE real life"
ZleveL 0
or maybe she's just brown
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
#87 - Freddie Mercury would like to have a word with you about getting lyrics right...
betseyville 6
no one here seems to know the actual lyrics. it's "Is this the real life?"
ILoveBlair 0
Shaving it is horrible, it'll grow right away. Visit the salon to get it waxed!
kyhoops13 5
Time to start waxing
Ochi_fml 0
lol, tgat sucks
masimoto 0
is this a fantasy?
22cute 17
Lots of girl have mustaches, Honey, just wax it off.
Tuptup_fml 0
That's hawt.
wwoww102 0
definatly go with a handlebar. just sayin!
ilysweetcupcake 1
aww well, that's life.
krislia 0
wax it!...
aFMLaddict 0
hahahaha, that sucks, atleast you don't have a beard grow?
kira822_fml 0
Try a wax. I just got one on my eyebrows before anyone could say I has a unibrow. Genetics suck, huh?
evolkiller 2
WAX!!!
lucifer69_fml 0
today, the same 'friend' also happened to point out I have a penis! too bad I'm a girl.....
Horney4her69 0
ha, perfect. :)
castano10 0
u have boob
bigpenus 0
ur ugly
infiniti_G 0
THEY SEE ME TROLLIN...
Anteezy 7
They hatin'
ALegitNinja 0
They hopin' that they gonna catch me right in trollin'
metazoanhaddock 11
gonna catch me right in trollin'