Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
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Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
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ALK31 0
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
Samael_fml 0
That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?
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Comments (90)
csigabajnok 0
Good thing s/he didn't use your toothbrush on the dried-on stains :)
loveleafs16 0
omg!! thats disgusting! lol
hsmiles 0
You know, you could probably have them charged with assault or something. No joke. That's a great way to get Hepatitis. And DON'T do any "revenge" stuff involving feces. Again, assault! (And no, you're not gay for using a loofah. Guys who don't use them are probably covered with body pimples.)
mrbuckeye 2
The court fees would cost more than the $5 you get when that assault charge gets dropped to petty larceny in small claims.
aksweetheart 7
33- you are COMPLETELY over exaggerating! I'm pretty sure the room mate thought the loofa was a toilet brush- someone who hasn't seen a loofa before/ doesn't know what they're used for would probably mistake one for the other. please, get a life.
jacobb_fml 0
... OHYUM.
Doesuff 0
1) I feel your pain my roommate in college used my towel to clean up puke and put it back on the rack without telling me. (He also shit his underwear and left them in the bathroom garbage to rot, but that's another story) 2) Why would using a loofah turn someone gay? Are u that bone-headed #18,19,20? You know what else makes you gay.. eating meat that's fully cooked, dancing, tight clothes.
jhhl 0
GUYS SHOULD NOT USE LOOFAHS !
NecroSen 0
Why are you even using a loofah?
yeahreally 6
your roommates suck so much ass....seriously! i hope you didn't do anything to deserve that or they thought it was a bathroom cleaner cause if its the latter they're pretty retarded.
Minzy_Boy 0
Dude, you shouldn't have kept that loofah in the bathroom. It sucks, but it's kinda your own fault here. They probly didn't know what it was for.
FlavorfulUnicorn 4
This calls for vengeance.