frmitalywithlove
United States
Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fucking teen cunts
Chatswood, Australia
Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
Baikal
Singapore
Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML
TecheyTim
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Latham, United States
No joking allowed
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
lions214
United States
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Anonymous
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Dumped
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
mini matthylde
Nantes, France
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
phansmootchie
United States
On the hook
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Anonymous
It's always in the most obvious place
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
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SARSvirus79 0
So you're fun-sized? :-P Your coworker sounds like a douche.
AKskier1 0
in short too. it's all goods
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AKskier1 0
in short too. it's all goods
spoilt_ 15
ladder.
andruha1123 5
and your life is ****** why?
caroliquey 0
How will that make it al good?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
head butt him in the nuts! that ought to teach him for being so small minded!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
head butt him in the nuts! that'll teach him for being so small minded!!
WallyTheWombat 0
lol I'm the 6'3" guy ppl go to for those problems.
skittle68 0
Ha ha- I'm 5'0" and one of the cooks at work likes to stack the cups that I already have to reach up for all the way to the ceiling. I foiled him last time by telling him that was getting boring. Luckily he didn't come up with something more interesting lol
marceil 0
ooh dude get some chair to reach it , lol
kyliebear 15
Ahaha :) my friends used to do that to me ! I was 4'7
abrons 0
What r u 10 years old?
squirell_AIDS69 0
Your co-worker was right. That is pretty funny.
marinus_fml 20
Hahah exactly what I thought!! how is that not funny!
sweetdiva97 4
jerks!
SARSvirus79 0
So you're fun-sized? :-P Your coworker sounds like a douche.
Kilroy15 0
No, her co-worker sounds like a fun person to be around.
mygreenhoodie 0
she's legally a midget
LoveMySoldier82 0
Nah she is an inch off. 4'9 I had to look it up for people calling me one. I'm 5'
FYLDeep 26
4'10''? Shouldn't you be in like elementary school still? What are you doing with a job?
chippa 24
Hey, shut up. ',:-c
Sheepish 0
******* messed up.
FYLDeep 26
Nah, don't overreact. I honestly meant nothing against elementary schoolers with that.
prince122 0
yay for us tall people and jock straps. since are balls are in the short hatres target
GTmustang07 0
I'm a 5'3" dude who isn't bothered by my height, so the elementary joke was pretty funny to me lol. OP needs to get more tall friends so she can make them reach for the high shit, like I do.
chippa 24
Ugh. Learn to grab a chair. Tall people are not your elves. It gets kind of annoying being interrupted all the time to reach something for someone who can't be assed to try even a little bit.
GTmustang07 0
grabbing a chair is to much work. Getting tall people to do the work is easier. Maybe in the next life you should ask to be shorter ;)
izzie2899 6
I think #7 joke was funny and I'm 4 10 too
chippa 24
You think I never asked for that in this life? I'm serious, man, if you consider these people to be your friends, DON'T ask them to get stuff down for you. If you -can- do it yourself, then do it your ******* self.
completedumbass 0
ayame don't say he fails cuz he doesn't ur just saying tht to look cool even tho ur ugly nd probably a fat bitch so stfu
completedumbass 0
Wow I'm 5 feet nd I feel ur pain
alexisnicole95 2
dude, shut up. I'm the same height as her I'm a junior in high school. I have a job. Just because she's short doesn't mean you have to be a dick to her.
abrons 0
Tall people help reach things up high and short people help reach things down low... All friends here
noatak 6
I am 19 years old and also 4'10. Being vertically challenged does not mean someone is younger than they actually are, do not be rude and make false assumptions.
kdkkat 0
he just wanted to see you hop!
LadyClarik 8
I don't really see this as a fml...I mean you had to go all of 10 seconds out of your way to find a chair/stool to stand on? Just suck it up, put your big girl panties on and plot revenge. Ink in his coffee, cellophane his toilet, fill his cubicle full of those plastic balls from McDonalds. Be creative...Bitch don't get mad, get everything. :)
Draminicaus 0
Throw some viagra in his morning coffee. lol
AlyBong 0
LOL that would be an awesome revenge... especially if hes small in the pants ;)
lulzaroonie 0
it'd be awesome if he was big in the pants! how awkward would that be to hide at work?!
prince122 0
lol nasty. starts poking u in line
LoveMySoldier82 0
Better yet salt peter in his coffee every morning. His s.o. would be very unhappy at his inability to perform.
needleinmypants_fml 3
You could always kick his balls and as his kneels in pain climb on ontop him and get your keys. duh.
unfortunate_13 5
^haha, best comment so far
caroliquey 0
well, it's funny