Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, my dog won’t eat the premium $30 per kilo food I buy him, but he will eat other dog’s shit. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, my dog was trying to chew on his bone, but he kept losing it because he still has to wear the cone of shame. He eventually lost it completely. When I tried to help him by picking it up, he bit my arm. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
Your dog is secretly a dentist and flosses 10 times a day
Capt_Obvious 11
When I was little I teethed on rawhides...that might work?
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Comments (75)
trellz17 19
You shouldn't let your dog eat shit.
dabears1011234 27
You should probably brush your teeth.
Melbear15 3
Chewing bones helps break down the build up of plaque in dogs.. That's probably why.
Dallyni 22
Bones clean dogs teeth, that's why they chew them
worldclassrager 41
And they don't brush either...some vet will explain why...unless DocBastard has something on this as well... But anyway my point on this is no matter what your pet does they will have better oral hygiene and teeth...it's just the way evolution played out
thenewgirl29 20
Haha omg I love this site!
lina21 12
And his mouth is probably 10X cleaner too. Sorry OP, just the nature of dogs. Though I still can't justify that with poop eating
summer135790 15
Floss more and whiten?
vikky538 29
why do you compare your teeth with your dogs
codexide 11
its the poop! its magical I bet!