Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML
Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
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Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
What's the problem. As long as they're safe for humans to eat, have at it. If you put them in a jerky pouch no one will bat an eye. Or eat them from the original packaging and tell people it's to mess with them :D
idragosani 17
I hope your teeth are clean, at least
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Comments (5)
GoogieWithers 25
You seriously want us to believe that there wasn't a dog picture on the packet?
Yudith 28
Yeah, what brand was that?
idragosani 17
I hope your teeth are clean, at least
angus 17
You’ll live
FluffythePink 23
It's healthier than all the stuff that gets put in human food 🤷. As much as mum tried stopping me, I grew up eating the dogs biscuits and it hasn't done me any harm.
Zebediabolical 45
What's the problem. As long as they're safe for humans to eat, have at it. If you put them in a jerky pouch no one will bat an eye. Or eat them from the original packaging and tell people it's to mess with them :D