caqi33
United States
Butterfingers
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NoPeeGiven
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Palatine, United States
Straining
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
slaughterteddy
United States
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
urinanalysis
Canada
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
heck
Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML
TooQuick
Maputo, Mozambique
Fast and Furious
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
socal000
United States
Messed up
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
analbel
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Anonymous
White Plains, United States
AKA taking a screenshot
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Tib
United States
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
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Buggi_fml 0
You did
bigbadtim 7
Urine trouble now.
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Buggi_fml 0
You did
AsiaTheMega123 1
Exactly
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this happened to me when I was on a wild bender with Charlie sheen. a couple of hookers dared me to balance a cup of pee on my nose, in my inebriated state it was impossible. needless to say I ended up nose deep in hooker pee. good times...
lizzyc93 0
ew gross! ^^
relyo 0
Actually he pissed himself by proxy.
craigkid 2
I said the exact same two words
ImWinning 0
haha u suck FYL bc I'm WINNING
rebekahmarie 0
So delicious!
crispie4 0
like you ;) ^^
BananaPancakesJJ 0
You must have been pissed about that.
polarbare 0
FTW!!! winning!
fuckup666 17
You're taking The words out of my mouth xD
Doortje 30
Uhm, well, you sort of did. It's actually even dumber than pissing yourself, because that's just a matter of losing control of your bladder, whereas dropping a urine sample on yourself is just plain stupid.
docscientist 10
How do you figure? People drop things more often than pissing themselves.
MrBobby_fml 7
And you wouldn't take extra care with a cup of piss...?
docscientist 10
Just like you should take care holding a phone or any other fragile object, yet they still slip from people's grasps.
docscientist 10
If you're using the cell phone, I bet it takes "concentration" to keep it in the position you want it to remain.
docscientist 10
Before anyone reads my comment and doesn't get what I'm saying, it doesn't take concentration to hold a cup of piss upright or to move with it, you just overcompensate because you're psyched out there's piss in the cup...
docscientist 10
My point is, you don't want to drop things that have some sort of negative consequence, but people still drop things all the time... My original reason why I posted is because dropping a cup of piss has nothing to do with intelligence.
colffenstein 0
Jesus docscientist is right. it was a ******* accident. this other dumb bitch needs to shut up.
iloveyouu_24 0
collfenstien and docscientist are right. I'm not saying it takes a genius to hold a cup, but people drop/spill liquids all the time. A real dumbass is someone who doesn't know when they need to piss. it's not "lack of control" it's just not having the sense to go to the bathroom. Dumb *****.
sxyKarri_94 0
FAIL! I'm sure that sight was very much attractive
Jociek 4
yeahhh... it doesn't just LOOK like you pissed yourself. It's kinda the same.
bigbadtim 7
Urine trouble now.
db_rainblow 0
haha
ilovepoppa 0
lol(:
sephoraprincess 7
lol I lovvee you xD
LunaNstars 0
this one's actually funny
jazzerina67 0
you are now officially my hero. that was amazing
brianjman14 23
Now they won't know you have been smoking weed! :D
meowmeowwkitty 0
I was thinking now they WILL know. if it was someone elses piss he was trying to sneak in, that's what I got out of this FML
Ryanfmlfiend 0
69... we ahould
Ryanfmlfiend 0
so apparently autocorrect doesn't take affect until after u hit send *should
ghjgghj 6
how ironic. lol
catscogggy 0
you kind of did...
AndelleRae 9
Hahaha, I said the exact same thing when I got done reading this.
demetrius19 7
who drops there pee i mean its pee n a cup?
Prankster7o7 5
What in the hell did you say?
rarr 0
"Who drops their pee? I mean it's *only pee in a cup."
jwilli_fml 0
******* nigs man..learn to spell and form complete sentences.
Civilianswilldie 0
I just lost 7 IQ points reading your comment.
jordanprodigy023 0
YDI