Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, my dog won’t eat the premium $30 per kilo food I buy him, but he will eat other dog’s shit. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, my dog was trying to chew on his bone, but he kept losing it because he still has to wear the cone of shame. He eventually lost it completely. When I tried to help him by picking it up, he bit my arm. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
Your dog is secretly a dentist and flosses 10 times a day
Capt_Obvious 11
When I was little I teethed on rawhides...that might work?
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jennakat01 7
It might just be me that thought of this, but not only are our diets different from dogs (we eat more sugar) but your teeth are older than Your dogs unless you're 10. At 11 years old my teeth were awesome too, not that they're awful now :D Also, you could just get bad teeth from your parents. It all just depends, but don't worry, I'm sure your dog is just weird an has great teeth. :D
Taylor22294 24
Most bones usually sharpen and clean dogs teeth. And for you, brush your teeth it takes 5 minutes
cballin15 1
your dog is malnourished and that's why he eats his own shit. if a dogs eats other animals ***** then that's normal. but if he eats his own shit then they are malnourished and you should switch up their dog food.
ThatOneGuy678945 1
Does your dog belong to bear grills?
JoshMohawk 11
Are you British? If so, this FML totally makes sense...
krispybacon4321 23
You know what cleans dogs' teeth the best? Bones.
feitan98 13
Bones are good for dogs teeth so if he eats 10 a day like you said then it makes sense that his teeth are good.
feitan98 13
Nvm I read the first wrong ignore my last comment.