Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, my dog won’t eat the premium $30 per kilo food I buy him, but he will eat other dog’s shit. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, my dog was trying to chew on his bone, but he kept losing it because he still has to wear the cone of shame. He eventually lost it completely. When I tried to help him by picking it up, he bit my arm. FML
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CallMeWindSock 24
Your dog is secretly a dentist and flosses 10 times a day
Capt_Obvious 11
When I was little I teethed on rawhides...that might work?
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Comments (75)
maireadmoran 10
sugar damages our teeth
reilyn 10
I was wondering if someone would mention that. I think the major difference in human and canine dental hygiene is our diet.
frankhobz 14
Time to start eating your own shit
LowExpectations 30
Fun fact, when humans eat their own feces, they get brain worms.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
Wtf, #20 I think I could have gone on with my life not knowing that.
melissaritchie 1
It's natural for dogs to chew bones, they get great teeth from it:)
ifoundalaska 11
I'm sure he wouldn't mind lending you some of his cleaning products.
captainsmegma 12
Are you a meth head by chance? That shit will really mess your teeth up. I'm not sure but I don't think eating shit will hurt your teeth. Your breath won't be the greatest.
hitalldude 9
You know that chewing on bones makes their teeth better, right?
Razi_tail 25
Thank you 22! I'm glad somebody final said it. If my dog ever starts getting dirty teeth I give him a rawhide and that scrubs it right up!
maylie25 18
Well.....you know what you have to do then.... brush your teeth kayy!!! What you think I was going to day?! Nasty....smh =)
clubbing4life 14
Try eating your dog's shit
dabears1011234 27
Might work
JoshMohawk 11
Are you British?
buckdharma 38
That sounds like shitty sanitation.