sirphilmckraken
London, United Kingdom
Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML
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rien151 19
Plug a wireless mouse into the back of his computer. jostle it occasionally so he thinks his mouse is on the Fritz. Slowly add pennies to his desk phone every night till it's really heavy then take them all out and watch him hit himself in the face. shift everything in his office/cubicle to the left a few inches and watch him go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong. Crush up melatonin into his coffee so instead of getting a caffeine jump his body tries to put him to sleep. (melatonin is a natural body produced sleep aid you can buy at any Walgreens)
eksyneet 23
find out what TV series he's currently watching and viciously spoil everything.
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junkman6 22
"Good morning Dave."
whos_ur_daddy1 19
Now we know why Dave's computer was having problems
Nathan_h24 17
Getting real tired of your sh*t Dave
vividpictures 17
Are you quoting "How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you" Because if so then all I have to say is that I love that book! Absolutely hilarious.
sky413 26
Coworkers fault?
baseballbv 17
This is why you never let coworkers use work items in your possession. They usually do that so they don't get caught doing bad or dumb stuff.
Almost_Positive 18
I don't think he went on to look at furry ****. It seems like he just wanted to mess with OP
sirphilmckraken 4
I thought I might as well let him use it since I won't be for half an hour. I guess I trust too easily!
Doberman101 29
There should be cameras everywhere. If it's that big a deal that he won't believe you, just tell him to look at the camera footage. I hope you gets things worked out OP.
vividpictures 17
I don't think your trust has anything to do with it Op. I'm guessing it's your co-workers inability to not watch "Furry ****" on a PC specifically for work.
DARKDAY07 16
did you unlease some righteous fury?
grouper 10
*furry
ImAFaker 29
*fury
Vedarshi 11
You didn't get the joke. Here, to make it more clear - *fur(r)y
ktilsen 5
Haha. Dave.
barakados 11
Bagels and cream cheese go great together. Always remember to apply laver all amounts of cream cheese to your bagel to prevent dryness and unpleasant tastes.
Almost_Positive 18
I have no idea what's going on in this comment
FmyL6 19
"Furry ****" **** for baccas ;)
pessimistprime 4
Leave.
coledh 13
And it's also spelt *Baka. Please learn valid Japanese before you attempt to use it.
Almost_Positive 18
I'm pretty sure they were referring to Chewbacca.. Not the Japanese word. That's hardly valid Japanese. You can learn that from a couple of episodes from most anime
drunkmunkey 24
your coworker gets freaky
Squtchy 11
Dog dammit Dave. See what I did there? Furry? No?
MisterEx 28
Not even with binoculars :(
Squtchy 11
Because dog instead of god. Furry ****. A dog is an animal. Haha. Hahaha. *sigh*
thxnder 14
Well, at least you tried. And failed. Miserably.
shudson186 17
No, no just stop we got it... Just wasn't funny.
Mystery_Unsolved 16
How about no
LexiDaBae 17
Dog is also God backwards! Yes? No? :D
slipstreak 10
Dammit Dave!
BadApple88 29
Mobile **** is more convenient
iLike2Teabag 27
Not really. One hand has to be holding the phone all the time. It's a hassle.