kiki
United States
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon
United States
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Kilamo
Paris, France
Where did you learn that one?
Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Dog_Lover
Montreal, Canada
Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Anonymous
C'est la langue de l'amour!
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0
nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.
danza_fml 0
Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)
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Comments (326)
SerG707 0
That's hella funny. Why would your dad name you that? That's like if my dad were to name me "pito" in Spanish
NoelZ 0
or culo
sharmoota 2
pito its not a bad word >_< its whistle ;-)
Nena713 0
#38 it's slang for dick.
rebel_yell_tiny 0
''pito'' is slang for dick in some places. but here in puerto rico (and i guess maybe other places too) ''pito'' is whistle and dick is ''bicho''. and ''bicho'' in other countries is used with non-dirty meanings. xD so we all use different slangs.
scroojilicious 1
#38- nice sn lol
sharmoota 2
exactly #122 !! in Colombia bicho its just an small and annoyin animal xD now some1 tell me how can i set the iPod to show me the replies :/ lol! :P
CRUZs_GURL1 0
haha serg made me laugh but you should have said riatia or pene verga there's plenty more to go, but that was funny and sorry if it means whistle it means whistle to Hispanics too but since you put it in your mouth and blow it's used for other things lol but it's still whistle
sharmoota 2
i didnt know the riatia thing! nd I AM hispanic!!! Haa!
vampiresam9097 5
And there's hella again. That word drives me up a ******* wall!!!
hiyouaregreat 0
O_O FML ****** up, oops.
NoelZ 0
Your dad is a dick :/
toryalovestim07 0
oh yum
christa953 12
hey hiyouaregreat wanna say that again? I don't think you got the message across yet.
cutiepie31296 0
man that sucks
Bubbelz 25
Why isn't my comment showing again?
selenagirl_fml 0
why isn't my reply showing again?
Raleigh_bruh 7
Why isn't my combo breaker showing again?
SeanFredrick 3
Why isn't my penis showing again?
spiderman2211 0
LMFAO #101 you made my day
Tweety122888 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
133 u have got no life if that stupid comment made your day get a life a hole
hug_the_wall 0
wow 168 calm down.
emmanizzer 6
yeah maybe they were just having a bad day and it brought a little smile to their face. :)
xXSweetNightmare 0
168 Is Just Pissed Because He Has No Sense Of Humor. (:
davestrider 0
She's writing like Kanaya Maryam!
Bubbelz 25
The hell were you people talking about...
sharmoota 2
how can i set my iPod to pop out the replies of FML?? :/
suppressed08 2
dick, as in penis? since 'Dick' is actually a boys name. not so much anymore, but years ago it was popular I think. ever hear of 'Tom, Dick and Harry'?
WhyAmUHere 19
Key words are "in French".
XxCrazygirlxX 0
Fyl LOL
Jessi_the_sexii 0
atleast it wasn't flamer or **** or somethin like that haha